M Kfivethousand
2021-11-21 23:55:50 UTC
So stoner Neighbor has ADHD and can’t sit still.
He spends like 80% of any given day mowing, blowing, whacking, sweeping, and vacuuming every little piece of debris from his property. He HATES leaves, so autumn is an especially fraught time for him. He’s very fastidious about cleaning up leaves, not just in front of his own house, but also at least 3 houses length in each direction on either side of his house, and even across both sides of the street
And we have a LOT of leaves
If you live in the suburbs, you know that leaf raking and cleaning up is a religion here. Everybody does it, but nobody does it as much as he does. He’s been doing it for as far back as I can remember, which is more than a decade.
He was just now vacuuming the street, before it starts to rain. An activity that any neighbor might appreciate, might even go so far as to consider it a good deed and thank him for it, because otherwise the leaves block the street drains and they flood. I’ll tell you, I personally really appreciate when he cleans up in front of MY house, so I don’t have to do it.
So he’s vacuuming the street, being very careful to avoid psycho neighbor property area, going far out across the street from their property, thereby leaving the leaves in front of their house right there. (Which drives him nuts to skip a house, but that neighbor has yelled at him before for sweeping leaves from in front of her house, I heard her shrieking one day at him “KNOCK IT OFF!”
You know that psycho lady is out there videotaping him now while he does it?
As if cleaning the street is a BAD thing and it will convince any judge or jury that he is a monster?
I don’t get those neighbors at all.
mk5000
I like to think of myself as classy.
Ieva Laguna
He spends like 80% of any given day mowing, blowing, whacking, sweeping, and vacuuming every little piece of debris from his property. He HATES leaves, so autumn is an especially fraught time for him. He’s very fastidious about cleaning up leaves, not just in front of his own house, but also at least 3 houses length in each direction on either side of his house, and even across both sides of the street
And we have a LOT of leaves
If you live in the suburbs, you know that leaf raking and cleaning up is a religion here. Everybody does it, but nobody does it as much as he does. He’s been doing it for as far back as I can remember, which is more than a decade.
He was just now vacuuming the street, before it starts to rain. An activity that any neighbor might appreciate, might even go so far as to consider it a good deed and thank him for it, because otherwise the leaves block the street drains and they flood. I’ll tell you, I personally really appreciate when he cleans up in front of MY house, so I don’t have to do it.
So he’s vacuuming the street, being very careful to avoid psycho neighbor property area, going far out across the street from their property, thereby leaving the leaves in front of their house right there. (Which drives him nuts to skip a house, but that neighbor has yelled at him before for sweeping leaves from in front of her house, I heard her shrieking one day at him “KNOCK IT OFF!”
You know that psycho lady is out there videotaping him now while he does it?
As if cleaning the street is a BAD thing and it will convince any judge or jury that he is a monster?
I don’t get those neighbors at all.
mk5000
I like to think of myself as classy.
Ieva Laguna