M Kfivethousand
2022-05-16 00:10:46 UTC
My father has taken to introducing his nurse’s Heather and Laura as Heater and Larva, assuming they think it’s his cute little old man Ukey accent.
It’s not.
He’s annoying the world right back
I suspect he will have a slightly less cheerful attitude this afternoon after the surgery
mk5000
Here I go, and if it doesn't go well, please just don't blog about it.
Right before I left for college, I was running my high school. Feel it. I knew where to park, I knew where to get the best chicken-cutlet sandwich, I knew which custodians had pot. People knew me. They liked me. I was an athlete and a good friend. I felt pretty, I felt funny, I felt sane. --Speech on Self-Worth
by Amy Schumer
It’s not.
He’s annoying the world right back
I suspect he will have a slightly less cheerful attitude this afternoon after the surgery
mk5000
Here I go, and if it doesn't go well, please just don't blog about it.
Right before I left for college, I was running my high school. Feel it. I knew where to park, I knew where to get the best chicken-cutlet sandwich, I knew which custodians had pot. People knew me. They liked me. I was an athlete and a good friend. I felt pretty, I felt funny, I felt sane. --Speech on Self-Worth
by Amy Schumer