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all cases, what is your personal opinion about it
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M Kfivethousand
2022-05-16 00:10:46 UTC
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My father has taken to introducing his nurse’s Heather and Laura as Heater and Larva, assuming they think it’s his cute little old man Ukey accent.

It’s not.
He’s annoying the world right back
I suspect he will have a slightly less cheerful attitude this afternoon after the surgery

mk5000

Here I go, and if it doesn't go well, please just don't blog about it.
Right before I left for college, I was running my high school. Feel it. I knew where to park, I knew where to get the best chicken-cutlet sandwich, I knew which custodians had pot. People knew me. They liked me. I was an athlete and a good friend. I felt pretty, I felt funny, I felt sane. --Speech on Self-Worth
by Amy Schumer
M Kfivethousand
2022-05-18 17:52:37 UTC
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My father has taken to introducing his nurse’s Heather and Laura as Heater and Larva, assuming they think it’s his cute little old man Ukey accent.
It’s not.
He’s annoying the world right back
I suspect he will have a slightly less cheerful attitude this afternoon after the surgery
mk5000
Here I go, and if it doesn't go well, please just don't blog about it.
Right before I left for college, I was running my high school. Feel it. I knew where to park, I knew where to get the best chicken-cutlet sandwich, I knew which custodians had pot. People knew me. They liked me. I was an athlete and a good friend. I felt pretty, I felt funny, I felt sane. --Speech on Self-Worth
by Amy Schumer
So my weirdo neighbor (her name is Karen, if you can believe that) tells me today, all happy “I found someone to remove the fence and install a new one!”
(It’s been lying on the ground for 2 MONTHS, and she already had at least a dozen estimates made on it to replace last summer before it even fell)
I tell her “that’s good, but makes no difference to me anymore, now that it’s no longer in MY garden”
Then she goes “it’s a much better price than all the other previous estimates… almost half”
Whatever. So I ask her “when are you doing it”
And she goes “I don’t know, I STILL NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT FOR A FEW MORE MONTHS”

She was never gonna get that fence moved out of my garden.

Meanwhile, the yard-cleaning lunatics were back today with all their power tools and mulch, making her yard look like “Town and Country”, except with a splattered fence all over her lawn.

mk5000

Myela, Myela
(Myela, Myela, Myela, Myela)
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Myela, Myela

Come and get me, come and get me
Come and get me, come and get me
If you can, if you can--
Nick Mulvey
M Kfivethousand
2022-05-21 22:19:11 UTC
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Post by M Kfivethousand
My father has taken to introducing his nurse’s Heather and Laura as Heater and Larva, assuming they think it’s his cute little old man Ukey accent.
It’s not.
He’s annoying the world right back
I suspect he will have a slightly less cheerful attitude this afternoon after the surgery
mk5000
Here I go, and if it doesn't go well, please just don't blog about it.
Right before I left for college, I was running my high school. Feel it. I knew where to park, I knew where to get the best chicken-cutlet sandwich, I knew which custodians had pot. People knew me. They liked me. I was an athlete and a good friend. I felt pretty, I felt funny, I felt sane. --Speech on Self-Worth
by Amy Schumer
So my weirdo neighbor (her name is Karen, if you can believe that) tells me today, all happy “I found someone to remove the fence and install a new one!”
(It’s been lying on the ground for 2 MONTHS, and she already had at least a dozen estimates made on it to replace last summer before it even fell)
I tell her “that’s good, but makes no difference to me anymore, now that it’s no longer in MY garden”
Then she goes “it’s a much better price than all the other previous estimates… almost half”
Whatever. So I ask her “when are you doing it”
And she goes “I don’t know, I STILL NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT FOR A FEW MORE MONTHS”
She was never gonna get that fence moved out of my garden.
Meanwhile, the yard-cleaning lunatics were back today with all their power tools and mulch, making her yard look like “Town and Country”, except with a splattered fence all over her lawn.
mk5000
Myela, Myela
(Myela, Myela, Myela, Myela)
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Myela, Myela
Come and get me, come and get me
Come and get me, come and get me
If you can, if you can--
Nick Mulvey
SALT BOX! SALT BOX!
A house I like has one


saying it’s “easy walking, is comical too.
It’s only “easy” if you want to walk down a 50mph traffic street with no sidewalks, for about an hour (each way). And don’t mind if you die before you get where you’re going.

mk5000


Wanna be free
Little box boy
Why can't you see
Box boyeru boyeru box boyeru--LITTLE BOX BOY

Sniffing Sheep
M Kfivethousand
2022-05-21 23:29:11 UTC
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Post by M Kfivethousand
My father has taken to introducing his nurse’s Heather and Laura as Heater and Larva, assuming they think it’s his cute little old man Ukey accent.
It’s not.
He’s annoying the world right back
I suspect he will have a slightly less cheerful attitude this afternoon after the surgery
mk5000
Here I go, and if it doesn't go well, please just don't blog about it.
Right before I left for college, I was running my high school. Feel it. I knew where to park, I knew where to get the best chicken-cutlet sandwich, I knew which custodians had pot. People knew me. They liked me. I was an athlete and a good friend. I felt pretty, I felt funny, I felt sane. --Speech on Self-Worth
by Amy Schumer
So my weirdo neighbor (her name is Karen, if you can believe that) tells me today, all happy “I found someone to remove the fence and install a new one!”
(It’s been lying on the ground for 2 MONTHS, and she already had at least a dozen estimates made on it to replace last summer before it even fell)
I tell her “that’s good, but makes no difference to me anymore, now that it’s no longer in MY garden”
Then she goes “it’s a much better price than all the other previous estimates… almost half”
Whatever. So I ask her “when are you doing it”
And she goes “I don’t know, I STILL NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT FOR A FEW MORE MONTHS”
She was never gonna get that fence moved out of my garden.
Meanwhile, the yard-cleaning lunatics were back today with all their power tools and mulch, making her yard look like “Town and Country”, except with a splattered fence all over her lawn.
mk5000
Myela, Myela
(Myela, Myela, Myela, Myela)
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Myela, Myela
Come and get me, come and get me
Come and get me, come and get me
If you can, if you can--
Nick Mulvey
SALT BOX! SALT BOX!
A house I like has one
saying it’s “easy walking, is comical too.
It’s only “easy” if you want to walk down a 50mph traffic street with no sidewalks, for about an hour (each way). And don’t mind if you die before you get where you’re going.
mk5000
Wanna be free
Little box boy
Why can't you see
Box boyeru boyeru box boyeru--LITTLE BOX BOY
Sniffing Sheep
I found another one is really nice, and less than a million dollars!
though, not walking-friendly and not close enough to anything to walk to it anyway.

mk5000

Snapshot in the family album
Daddy what else did you leave for me?
Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?
All in all it was just a brick in the wall

https://www.letssingit.com/big-one-lyrics-another-brick-in-the-wall-21fj7z9
LetsSingIt - The Internet Lyrics Database
M Kfivethousand
2022-05-24 00:29:21 UTC
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My father has taken to introducing his nurse’s Heather and Laura as Heater and Larva, assuming they think it’s his cute little old man Ukey accent.
It’s not.
He’s annoying the world right back
I suspect he will have a slightly less cheerful attitude this afternoon after the surgery
mk5000
Here I go, and if it doesn't go well, please just don't blog about it.
Right before I left for college, I was running my high school. Feel it. I knew where to park, I knew where to get the best chicken-cutlet sandwich, I knew which custodians had pot. People knew me. They liked me. I was an athlete and a good friend. I felt pretty, I felt funny, I felt sane. --Speech on Self-Worth
by Amy Schumer
So my weirdo neighbor (her name is Karen, if you can believe that) tells me today, all happy “I found someone to remove the fence and install a new one!”
(It’s been lying on the ground for 2 MONTHS, and she already had at least a dozen estimates made on it to replace last summer before it even fell)
I tell her “that’s good, but makes no difference to me anymore, now that it’s no longer in MY garden”
Then she goes “it’s a much better price than all the other previous estimates… almost half”
Whatever. So I ask her “when are you doing it”
And she goes “I don’t know, I STILL NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT FOR A FEW MORE MONTHS”
She was never gonna get that fence moved out of my garden.
Meanwhile, the yard-cleaning lunatics were back today with all their power tools and mulch, making her yard look like “Town and Country”, except with a splattered fence all over her lawn.
mk5000
Myela, Myela
(Myela, Myela, Myela, Myela)
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Myela, Myela
Come and get me, come and get me
Come and get me, come and get me
If you can, if you can--
Nick Mulvey
SALT BOX! SALT BOX!
A house I like has one
saying it’s “easy walking, is comical too.
It’s only “easy” if you want to walk down a 50mph traffic street with no sidewalks, for about an hour (each way). And don’t mind if you die before you get where you’re going.
mk5000
Wanna be free
Little box boy
Why can't you see
Box boyeru boyeru box boyeru--LITTLE BOX BOY
Sniffing Sheep
I found another one is really nice, and less than a million dollars!
though, not walking-friendly and not close enough to anything to walk to it anyway.
mk5000
Snapshot in the family album
Daddy what else did you leave for me?
Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?
All in all it was just a brick in the wall
https://www.letssingit.com/big-one-lyrics-another-brick-in-the-wall-21fj7z9
LetsSingIt - The Internet Lyrics Database
I needed some sturdy rope to tie down some branches on my cheremkha and my free crabapple tree, so I went to the hardware store. 8bucks for what I needed. That got on my nerves, so I went to Walmart instead. 7bucks there. That still got on my nerves so I went to the Dollar store, and they had the exact same product for ONE DOLLAR.
Too bad the dollar store doesn’t sell gas, too. Which by the way has gone up 10cents more per gallon, just this weekend alone. As long as people keep buying it, not cutting down, this price gouging is never gonna slow down.

Meanwhile, I also bought little tomato plants at Walmart, to plant in my new raised bed that I got
for my birthday.
Nursery tomato plants cost at least $8 each
Same plant at Walmart, $4bucks
I’m starting to get really good at this saving money stuff.

mk5000

Street lights come on they go down
Round here
My beach bad my whips span hash brown
Round here
When they go down we all ride==B.G. Knocc Out
M Kfivethousand
2022-05-25 01:32:36 UTC
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My father has taken to introducing his nurse’s Heather and Laura as Heater and Larva, assuming they think it’s his cute little old man Ukey accent.
It’s not.
He’s annoying the world right back
I suspect he will have a slightly less cheerful attitude this afternoon after the surgery
mk5000
Here I go, and if it doesn't go well, please just don't blog about it.
Right before I left for college, I was running my high school. Feel it. I knew where to park, I knew where to get the best chicken-cutlet sandwich, I knew which custodians had pot. People knew me. They liked me. I was an athlete and a good friend. I felt pretty, I felt funny, I felt sane. --Speech on Self-Worth
by Amy Schumer
So my weirdo neighbor (her name is Karen, if you can believe that) tells me today, all happy “I found someone to remove the fence and install a new one!”
(It’s been lying on the ground for 2 MONTHS, and she already had at least a dozen estimates made on it to replace last summer before it even fell)
I tell her “that’s good, but makes no difference to me anymore, now that it’s no longer in MY garden”
Then she goes “it’s a much better price than all the other previous estimates… almost half”
Whatever. So I ask her “when are you doing it”
And she goes “I don’t know, I STILL NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT FOR A FEW MORE MONTHS”
She was never gonna get that fence moved out of my garden.
Meanwhile, the yard-cleaning lunatics were back today with all their power tools and mulch, making her yard look like “Town and Country”, except with a splattered fence all over her lawn.
mk5000
Myela, Myela
(Myela, Myela, Myela, Myela)
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Myela, Myela
Come and get me, come and get me
Come and get me, come and get me
If you can, if you can--
Nick Mulvey
SALT BOX! SALT BOX!
A house I like has one
saying it’s “easy walking, is comical too.
It’s only “easy” if you want to walk down a 50mph traffic street with no sidewalks, for about an hour (each way). And don’t mind if you die before you get where you’re going.
mk5000
Wanna be free
Little box boy
Why can't you see
Box boyeru boyeru box boyeru--LITTLE BOX BOY
Sniffing Sheep
I found another one is really nice, and less than a million dollars!
though, not walking-friendly and not close enough to anything to walk to it anyway.
mk5000
Snapshot in the family album
Daddy what else did you leave for me?
Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?
All in all it was just a brick in the wall
https://www.letssingit.com/big-one-lyrics-another-brick-in-the-wall-21fj7z9
LetsSingIt - The Internet Lyrics Database
I needed some sturdy rope to tie down some branches on my cheremkha and my free crabapple tree, so I went to the hardware store. 8bucks for what I needed. That got on my nerves, so I went to Walmart instead. 7bucks there. That still got on my nerves so I went to the Dollar store, and they had the exact same product for ONE DOLLAR.
Too bad the dollar store doesn’t sell gas, too. Which by the way has gone up 10cents more per gallon, just this weekend alone. As long as people keep buying it, not cutting down, this price gouging is never gonna slow down.
Meanwhile, I also bought little tomato plants at Walmart, to plant in my new raised bed that I got
for my birthday.
Nursery tomato plants cost at least $8 each
Same plant at Walmart, $4bucks
I’m starting to get really good at this saving money stuff.
mk5000
Street lights come on they go down
Round here
My beach bad my whips span hash brown
Round here
When they go down we all ride==B.G. Knocc Out
I propose the new word GARRIAGE..

Bill and Sue are married.
Larry and David are garried.

Social setting:
Q: "Are you married?"
A: "No, I'm garried"

Official document....Check one:
Single
Married
Divorced
Widowed
Garried
Givorced
Gidowed
What?

Easy.

mk5000

From the land of the free
With the star stripes
I been moving ==
Like I'm running from the cop lights --Star Stripes

Jpaulished
M Kfivethousand
2022-05-25 01:53:47 UTC
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My father has taken to introducing his nurse’s Heather and Laura as Heater and Larva, assuming they think it’s his cute little old man Ukey accent.
It’s not.
He’s annoying the world right back
I suspect he will have a slightly less cheerful attitude this afternoon after the surgery
mk5000
Here I go, and if it doesn't go well, please just don't blog about it.
Right before I left for college, I was running my high school. Feel it. I knew where to park, I knew where to get the best chicken-cutlet sandwich, I knew which custodians had pot. People knew me. They liked me. I was an athlete and a good friend. I felt pretty, I felt funny, I felt sane. --Speech on Self-Worth
by Amy Schumer
So my weirdo neighbor (her name is Karen, if you can believe that) tells me today, all happy “I found someone to remove the fence and install a new one!”
(It’s been lying on the ground for 2 MONTHS, and she already had at least a dozen estimates made on it to replace last summer before it even fell)
I tell her “that’s good, but makes no difference to me anymore, now that it’s no longer in MY garden”
Then she goes “it’s a much better price than all the other previous estimates… almost half”
Whatever. So I ask her “when are you doing it”
And she goes “I don’t know, I STILL NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT FOR A FEW MORE MONTHS”
She was never gonna get that fence moved out of my garden.
Meanwhile, the yard-cleaning lunatics were back today with all their power tools and mulch, making her yard look like “Town and Country”, except with a splattered fence all over her lawn.
mk5000
Myela, Myela
(Myela, Myela, Myela, Myela)
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Myela, Myela
Come and get me, come and get me
Come and get me, come and get me
If you can, if you can--
Nick Mulvey
SALT BOX! SALT BOX!
A house I like has one
saying it’s “easy walking, is comical too.
It’s only “easy” if you want to walk down a 50mph traffic street with no sidewalks, for about an hour (each way). And don’t mind if you die before you get where you’re going.
mk5000
Wanna be free
Little box boy
Why can't you see
Box boyeru boyeru box boyeru--LITTLE BOX BOY
Sniffing Sheep
I found another one is really nice, and less than a million dollars!
though, not walking-friendly and not close enough to anything to walk to it anyway.
mk5000
Snapshot in the family album
Daddy what else did you leave for me?
Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?
All in all it was just a brick in the wall
https://www.letssingit.com/big-one-lyrics-another-brick-in-the-wall-21fj7z9
LetsSingIt - The Internet Lyrics Database
I needed some sturdy rope to tie down some branches on my cheremkha and my free crabapple tree, so I went to the hardware store. 8bucks for what I needed. That got on my nerves, so I went to Walmart instead. 7bucks there. That still got on my nerves so I went to the Dollar store, and they had the exact same product for ONE DOLLAR.
Too bad the dollar store doesn’t sell gas, too. Which by the way has gone up 10cents more per gallon, just this weekend alone. As long as people keep buying it, not cutting down, this price gouging is never gonna slow down.
Meanwhile, I also bought little tomato plants at Walmart, to plant in my new raised bed that I got
for my birthday.
Nursery tomato plants cost at least $8 each
Same plant at Walmart, $4bucks
I’m starting to get really good at this saving money stuff.
mk5000
Street lights come on they go down
Round here
My beach bad my whips span hash brown
Round here
When they go down we all ride==B.G. Knocc Out
I propose the new word GARRIAGE..
Bill and Sue are married.
Larry and David are garried.
Q: "Are you married?"
A: "No, I'm garried"
Single
Married
Divorced
Widowed
Garried
Givorced
Gidowed
What?
Easy.
mk5000
From the land of the free
With the star stripes
I been moving ==
Like I'm running from the cop lights --Star Stripes
Jpaulished
I don't understand why they didn't make a different name for it.
I'm talking logically.
"Marriage" is a husband and wife, because it came first so it has dibs on the name.
Then, "new legal word" is 2 wives, or 2 husbands.

Then, marriage and "new word" could have all the same govt benefits, but you could tell the difference between the two, without having to ask.

Next, gay people will ask me "but why do you need to know the difference"
To which my response is, for the same reason I need to know the difference between a daughter and a son. If they were both called a shmekerbot, how would I know which was which?

I am nosy

mk5000

"Welcome everyone
Every time you walk through these doors you’re taking steps to find yourself
Remember this is a safe place, there’s no judgment
You ...--Anxiety

Zoocci Coke Dope
M Kfivethousand
2022-05-25 21:54:02 UTC
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My father has taken to introducing his nurse’s Heather and Laura as Heater and Larva, assuming they think it’s his cute little old man Ukey accent.
It’s not.
He’s annoying the world right back
I suspect he will have a slightly less cheerful attitude this afternoon after the surgery
mk5000
Here I go, and if it doesn't go well, please just don't blog about it.
Right before I left for college, I was running my high school. Feel it. I knew where to park, I knew where to get the best chicken-cutlet sandwich, I knew which custodians had pot. People knew me. They liked me. I was an athlete and a good friend. I felt pretty, I felt funny, I felt sane. --Speech on Self-Worth
by Amy Schumer
So my weirdo neighbor (her name is Karen, if you can believe that) tells me today, all happy “I found someone to remove the fence and install a new one!”
(It’s been lying on the ground for 2 MONTHS, and she already had at least a dozen estimates made on it to replace last summer before it even fell)
I tell her “that’s good, but makes no difference to me anymore, now that it’s no longer in MY garden”
Then she goes “it’s a much better price than all the other previous estimates… almost half”
Whatever. So I ask her “when are you doing it”
And she goes “I don’t know, I STILL NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT FOR A FEW MORE MONTHS”
She was never gonna get that fence moved out of my garden.
Meanwhile, the yard-cleaning lunatics were back today with all their power tools and mulch, making her yard look like “Town and Country”, except with a splattered fence all over her lawn.
mk5000
Myela, Myela
(Myela, Myela, Myela, Myela)
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Myela, Myela
Come and get me, come and get me
Come and get me, come and get me
If you can, if you can--
Nick Mulvey
SALT BOX! SALT BOX!
A house I like has one
saying it’s “easy walking, is comical too.
It’s only “easy” if you want to walk down a 50mph traffic street with no sidewalks, for about an hour (each way). And don’t mind if you die before you get where you’re going.
mk5000
Wanna be free
Little box boy
Why can't you see
Box boyeru boyeru box boyeru--LITTLE BOX BOY
Sniffing Sheep
I found another one is really nice, and less than a million dollars!
though, not walking-friendly and not close enough to anything to walk to it anyway.
mk5000
Snapshot in the family album
Daddy what else did you leave for me?
Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?
All in all it was just a brick in the wall
https://www.letssingit.com/big-one-lyrics-another-brick-in-the-wall-21fj7z9
LetsSingIt - The Internet Lyrics Database
I needed some sturdy rope to tie down some branches on my cheremkha and my free crabapple tree, so I went to the hardware store. 8bucks for what I needed. That got on my nerves, so I went to Walmart instead. 7bucks there. That still got on my nerves so I went to the Dollar store, and they had the exact same product for ONE DOLLAR.
Too bad the dollar store doesn’t sell gas, too. Which by the way has gone up 10cents more per gallon, just this weekend alone. As long as people keep buying it, not cutting down, this price gouging is never gonna slow down.
Meanwhile, I also bought little tomato plants at Walmart, to plant in my new raised bed that I got
for my birthday.
Nursery tomato plants cost at least $8 each
Same plant at Walmart, $4bucks
I’m starting to get really good at this saving money stuff.
mk5000
Street lights come on they go down
Round here
My beach bad my whips span hash brown
Round here
When they go down we all ride==B.G. Knocc Out
I propose the new word GARRIAGE..
Bill and Sue are married.
Larry and David are garried.
Q: "Are you married?"
A: "No, I'm garried"
Single
Married
Divorced
Widowed
Garried
Givorced
Gidowed
What?
Easy.
mk5000
From the land of the free
With the star stripes
I been moving ==
Like I'm running from the cop lights --Star Stripes
Jpaulished
I don't understand why they didn't make a different name for it.
I'm talking logically.
"Marriage" is a husband and wife, because it came first so it has dibs on the name.
Then, "new legal word" is 2 wives, or 2 husbands.
Then, marriage and "new word" could have all the same govt benefits, but you could tell the difference between the two, without having to ask.
Next, gay people will ask me "but why do you need to know the difference"
To which my response is, for the same reason I need to know the difference between a daughter and a son. If they were both called a shmekerbot, how would I know which was which?
I am nosy
mk5000
"Welcome everyone
Every time you walk through these doors you’re taking steps to find yourself
Remember this is a safe place, there’s no judgment
You ...--Anxiety
Zoocci Coke Dope
Greene won her primary


RadioFreeTom (@Tom Nichols) Tweeted: I understand why people sometimes vote for scoundrels, but this is different. This is a willingness to hurt your own community by electing some local kook just because you think it pisses off people you don't like. It's like smashing your own stuff in a tantrum.
Welp. Okay. https://twitter.com/radiofreetom/status/1529268111907725312?s=27&t=XAeSr3CEcK2XnDm0ltGpqg
M Kfivethousand
2022-05-25 22:36:30 UTC
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My father has taken to introducing his nurse’s Heather and Laura as Heater and Larva, assuming they think it’s his cute little old man Ukey accent.
It’s not.
He’s annoying the world right back
I suspect he will have a slightly less cheerful attitude this afternoon after the surgery
mk5000
Here I go, and if it doesn't go well, please just don't blog about it.
Right before I left for college, I was running my high school. Feel it. I knew where to park, I knew where to get the best chicken-cutlet sandwich, I knew which custodians had pot. People knew me. They liked me. I was an athlete and a good friend. I felt pretty, I felt funny, I felt sane. --Speech on Self-Worth
by Amy Schumer
So my weirdo neighbor (her name is Karen, if you can believe that) tells me today, all happy “I found someone to remove the fence and install a new one!”
(It’s been lying on the ground for 2 MONTHS, and she already had at least a dozen estimates made on it to replace last summer before it even fell)
I tell her “that’s good, but makes no difference to me anymore, now that it’s no longer in MY garden”
Then she goes “it’s a much better price than all the other previous estimates… almost half”
Whatever. So I ask her “when are you doing it”
And she goes “I don’t know, I STILL NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT FOR A FEW MORE MONTHS”
She was never gonna get that fence moved out of my garden.
Meanwhile, the yard-cleaning lunatics were back today with all their power tools and mulch, making her yard look like “Town and Country”, except with a splattered fence all over her lawn.
mk5000
Myela, Myela
(Myela, Myela, Myela, Myela)
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Myela, Myela
Come and get me, come and get me
Come and get me, come and get me
If you can, if you can--
Nick Mulvey
SALT BOX! SALT BOX!
A house I like has one
saying it’s “easy walking, is comical too.
It’s only “easy” if you want to walk down a 50mph traffic street with no sidewalks, for about an hour (each way). And don’t mind if you die before you get where you’re going.
mk5000
Wanna be free
Little box boy
Why can't you see
Box boyeru boyeru box boyeru--LITTLE BOX BOY
Sniffing Sheep
I found another one is really nice, and less than a million dollars!
though, not walking-friendly and not close enough to anything to walk to it anyway.
mk5000
Snapshot in the family album
Daddy what else did you leave for me?
Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?
All in all it was just a brick in the wall
https://www.letssingit.com/big-one-lyrics-another-brick-in-the-wall-21fj7z9
LetsSingIt - The Internet Lyrics Database
I needed some sturdy rope to tie down some branches on my cheremkha and my free crabapple tree, so I went to the hardware store. 8bucks for what I needed. That got on my nerves, so I went to Walmart instead. 7bucks there. That still got on my nerves so I went to the Dollar store, and they had the exact same product for ONE DOLLAR.
Too bad the dollar store doesn’t sell gas, too. Which by the way has gone up 10cents more per gallon, just this weekend alone. As long as people keep buying it, not cutting down, this price gouging is never gonna slow down.
Meanwhile, I also bought little tomato plants at Walmart, to plant in my new raised bed that I got
for my birthday.
Nursery tomato plants cost at least $8 each
Same plant at Walmart, $4bucks
I’m starting to get really good at this saving money stuff.
mk5000
Street lights come on they go down
Round here
My beach bad my whips span hash brown
Round here
When they go down we all ride==B.G. Knocc Out
I propose the new word GARRIAGE..
Bill and Sue are married.
Larry and David are garried.
Q: "Are you married?"
A: "No, I'm garried"
Single
Married
Divorced
Widowed
Garried
Givorced
Gidowed
What?
Easy.
mk5000
From the land of the free
With the star stripes
I been moving ==
Like I'm running from the cop lights --Star Stripes
Jpaulished
I don't understand why they didn't make a different name for it.
I'm talking logically.
"Marriage" is a husband and wife, because it came first so it has dibs on the name.
Then, "new legal word" is 2 wives, or 2 husbands.
Then, marriage and "new word" could have all the same govt benefits, but you could tell the difference between the two, without having to ask.
Next, gay people will ask me "but why do you need to know the difference"
To which my response is, for the same reason I need to know the difference between a daughter and a son. If they were both called a shmekerbot, how would I know which was which?
I am nosy
mk5000
"Welcome everyone
Every time you walk through these doors you’re taking steps to find yourself
Remember this is a safe place, there’s no judgment
You ...--Anxiety
Zoocci Coke Dope
Greene won her primary
Welp. Okay. https://twitter.com/radiofreetom/status/1529268111907725312?s=27&t=XAeSr3CEcK2XnDm0ltGpqg
I’ve heard Pushilin and Peskov say there will be a tribunal.
Other russkies officials have said may be prisoner exchange though.
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My father has taken to introducing his nurse’s Heather and Laura as Heater and Larva, assuming they think it’s his cute little old man Ukey accent.
It’s not.
He’s annoying the world right back
I suspect he will have a slightly less cheerful attitude this afternoon after the surgery
mk5000
Here I go, and if it doesn't go well, please just don't blog about it.
Right before I left for college, I was running my high school. Feel it. I knew where to park, I knew where to get the best chicken-cutlet sandwich, I knew which custodians had pot. People knew me. They liked me. I was an athlete and a good friend. I felt pretty, I felt funny, I felt sane. --Speech on Self-Worth
by Amy Schumer
So my weirdo neighbor (her name is Karen, if you can believe that) tells me today, all happy “I found someone to remove the fence and install a new one!”
(It’s been lying on the ground for 2 MONTHS, and she already had at least a dozen estimates made on it to replace last summer before it even fell)
I tell her “that’s good, but makes no difference to me anymore, now that it’s no longer in MY garden”
Then she goes “it’s a much better price than all the other previous estimates… almost half”
Whatever. So I ask her “when are you doing it”
And she goes “I don’t know, I STILL NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT FOR A FEW MORE MONTHS”
She was never gonna get that fence moved out of my garden.
Meanwhile, the yard-cleaning lunatics were back today with all their power tools and mulch, making her yard look like “Town and Country”, except with a splattered fence all over her lawn.
mk5000
Myela, Myela
(Myela, Myela, Myela, Myela)
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Myela, Myela
Come and get me, come and get me
Come and get me, come and get me
If you can, if you can--
Nick Mulvey
SALT BOX! SALT BOX!
A house I like has one
saying it’s “easy walking, is comical too.
It’s only “easy” if you want to walk down a 50mph traffic street with no sidewalks, for about an hour (each way). And don’t mind if you die before you get where you’re going.
mk5000
Wanna be free
Little box boy
Why can't you see
Box boyeru boyeru box boyeru--LITTLE BOX BOY
Sniffing Sheep
I found another one is really nice, and less than a million dollars!
though, not walking-friendly and not close enough to anything to walk to it anyway.
mk5000
Snapshot in the family album
Daddy what else did you leave for me?
Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?
All in all it was just a brick in the wall
https://www.letssingit.com/big-one-lyrics-another-brick-in-the-wall-21fj7z9
LetsSingIt - The Internet Lyrics Database
I needed some sturdy rope to tie down some branches on my cheremkha and my free crabapple tree, so I went to the hardware store. 8bucks for what I needed. That got on my nerves, so I went to Walmart instead. 7bucks there. That still got on my nerves so I went to the Dollar store, and they had the exact same product for ONE DOLLAR.
Too bad the dollar store doesn’t sell gas, too. Which by the way has gone up 10cents more per gallon, just this weekend alone. As long as people keep buying it, not cutting down, this price gouging is never gonna slow down.
Meanwhile, I also bought little tomato plants at Walmart, to plant in my new raised bed that I got
for my birthday.
Nursery tomato plants cost at least $8 each
Same plant at Walmart, $4bucks
I’m starting to get really good at this saving money stuff.
mk5000
Street lights come on they go down
Round here
My beach bad my whips span hash brown
Round here
When they go down we all ride==B.G. Knocc Out
I propose the new word GARRIAGE..
Bill and Sue are married.
Larry and David are garried.
Q: "Are you married?"
A: "No, I'm garried"
Single
Married
Divorced
Widowed
Garried
Givorced
Gidowed
What?
Easy.
mk5000
From the land of the free
With the star stripes
I been moving ==
Like I'm running from the cop lights --Star Stripes
Jpaulished
I don't understand why they didn't make a different name for it.
I'm talking logically.
"Marriage" is a husband and wife, because it came first so it has dibs on the name.
Then, "new legal word" is 2 wives, or 2 husbands.
Then, marriage and "new word" could have all the same govt benefits, but you could tell the difference between the two, without having to ask.
Next, gay people will ask me "but why do you need to know the difference"
To which my response is, for the same reason I need to know the difference between a daughter and a son. If they were both called a shmekerbot, how would I know which was which?
I am nosy
mk5000
"Welcome everyone
Every time you walk through these doors you’re taking steps to find yourself
Remember this is a safe place, there’s no judgment
You ...--Anxiety
Zoocci Coke Dope
Greene won her primary
Welp. Okay. https://twitter.com/radiofreetom/status/1529268111907725312?s=27&t=XAeSr3CEcK2XnDm0ltGpqg
I’ve heard Pushilin and Peskov say there will be aN azpv tribunal.
Other russkies officials have said may be prisoner exchange though.

mk5000


I'm the freshest ever canned
be there on my wedding day
then I'll have to run away
I am the million dollar man--Imperial Teen - Million Dollar Man
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My father has taken to introducing his nurse’s Heather and Laura as Heater and Larva, assuming they think it’s his cute little old man Ukey accent.
It’s not.
He’s annoying the world right back
I suspect he will have a slightly less cheerful attitude this afternoon after the surgery
mk5000
Here I go, and if it doesn't go well, please just don't blog about it.
Right before I left for college, I was running my high school. Feel it. I knew where to park, I knew where to get the best chicken-cutlet sandwich, I knew which custodians had pot. People knew me. They liked me. I was an athlete and a good friend. I felt pretty, I felt funny, I felt sane. --Speech on Self-Worth
by Amy Schumer
So my weirdo neighbor (her name is Karen, if you can believe that) tells me today, all happy “I found someone to remove the fence and install a new one!”
(It’s been lying on the ground for 2 MONTHS, and she already had at least a dozen estimates made on it to replace last summer before it even fell)
I tell her “that’s good, but makes no difference to me anymore, now that it’s no longer in MY garden”
Then she goes “it’s a much better price than all the other previous estimates… almost half”
Whatever. So I ask her “when are you doing it”
And she goes “I don’t know, I STILL NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT FOR A FEW MORE MONTHS”
She was never gonna get that fence moved out of my garden.
Meanwhile, the yard-cleaning lunatics were back today with all their power tools and mulch, making her yard look like “Town and Country”, except with a splattered fence all over her lawn.
mk5000
Myela, Myela
(Myela, Myela, Myela, Myela)
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Myela, Myela
Come and get me, come and get me
Come and get me, come and get me
If you can, if you can--
Nick Mulvey
SALT BOX! SALT BOX!
A house I like has one
saying it’s “easy walking, is comical too.
It’s only “easy” if you want to walk down a 50mph traffic street with no sidewalks, for about an hour (each way). And don’t mind if you die before you get where you’re going.
mk5000
Wanna be free
Little box boy
Why can't you see
Box boyeru boyeru box boyeru--LITTLE BOX BOY
Sniffing Sheep
I found another one is really nice, and less than a million dollars!
though, not walking-friendly and not close enough to anything to walk to it anyway.
mk5000
Snapshot in the family album
Daddy what else did you leave for me?
Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?
All in all it was just a brick in the wall
https://www.letssingit.com/big-one-lyrics-another-brick-in-the-wall-21fj7z9
LetsSingIt - The Internet Lyrics Database
I needed some sturdy rope to tie down some branches on my cheremkha and my free crabapple tree, so I went to the hardware store. 8bucks for what I needed. That got on my nerves, so I went to Walmart instead. 7bucks there. That still got on my nerves so I went to the Dollar store, and they had the exact same product for ONE DOLLAR.
Too bad the dollar store doesn’t sell gas, too. Which by the way has gone up 10cents more per gallon, just this weekend alone. As long as people keep buying it, not cutting down, this price gouging is never gonna slow down.
Meanwhile, I also bought little tomato plants at Walmart, to plant in my new raised bed that I got
for my birthday.
Nursery tomato plants cost at least $8 each
Same plant at Walmart, $4bucks
I’m starting to get really good at this saving money stuff.
mk5000
Street lights come on they go down
Round here
My beach bad my whips span hash brown
Round here
When they go down we all ride==B.G. Knocc Out
I propose the new word GARRIAGE..
Bill and Sue are married.
Larry and David are garried.
Q: "Are you married?"
A: "No, I'm garried"
Single
Married
Divorced
Widowed
Garried
Givorced
Gidowed
What?
Easy.
mk5000
From the land of the free
With the star stripes
I been moving ==
Like I'm running from the cop lights --Star Stripes
Jpaulished
I don't understand why they didn't make a different name for it.
I'm talking logically.
"Marriage" is a husband and wife, because it came first so it has dibs on the name.
Then, "new legal word" is 2 wives, or 2 husbands.
Then, marriage and "new word" could have all the same govt benefits, but you could tell the difference between the two, without having to ask.
Next, gay people will ask me "but why do you need to know the difference"
To which my response is, for the same reason I need to know the difference between a daughter and a son. If they were both called a shmekerbot, how would I know which was which?
I am nosy
mk5000
"Welcome everyone
Every time you walk through these doors you’re taking steps to find yourself
Remember this is a safe place, there’s no judgment
You ...--Anxiety
Zoocci Coke Dope
Greene won her primary
Welp. Okay. https://twitter.com/radiofreetom/status/1529268111907725312?s=27&t=XAeSr3CEcK2XnDm0ltGpqg
I’ve heard Pushilin and Peskov say there will be aN azpv tribunal.
Other russkies officials have said may be prisoner exchange though.
mk5000
I'm the freshest ever canned
be there on my wedding day
then I'll have to run away
I am the million dollar man--Imperial Teen - Million Dollar Man
Mom was trying to find something to eat - obviously on Wednesday the fridge still full

i suggested tuna sandwich

more pastries i think too
she eats like two three a day when i am there

mk5000

Rusty strings on my old guitar,
Speaks volumes of who you are.
So never did I think it was you
It was me, one of the chosen few --Driving Towards the Daylight

Joe Bonamassa
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My father has taken to introducing his nurse’s Heather and Laura as Heater and Larva, assuming they think it’s his cute little old man Ukey accent.
It’s not.
He’s annoying the world right back
I suspect he will have a slightly less cheerful attitude this afternoon after the surgery
mk5000
Here I go, and if it doesn't go well, please just don't blog about it.
Right before I left for college, I was running my high school. Feel it. I knew where to park, I knew where to get the best chicken-cutlet sandwich, I knew which custodians had pot. People knew me. They liked me. I was an athlete and a good friend. I felt pretty, I felt funny, I felt sane. --Speech on Self-Worth
by Amy Schumer
So my weirdo neighbor (her name is Karen, if you can believe that) tells me today, all happy “I found someone to remove the fence and install a new one!”
(It’s been lying on the ground for 2 MONTHS, and she already had at least a dozen estimates made on it to replace last summer before it even fell)
I tell her “that’s good, but makes no difference to me anymore, now that it’s no longer in MY garden”
Then she goes “it’s a much better price than all the other previous estimates… almost half”
Whatever. So I ask her “when are you doing it”
And she goes “I don’t know, I STILL NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT FOR A FEW MORE MONTHS”
She was never gonna get that fence moved out of my garden.
Meanwhile, the yard-cleaning lunatics were back today with all their power tools and mulch, making her yard look like “Town and Country”, except with a splattered fence all over her lawn.
mk5000
Myela, Myela
(Myela, Myela, Myela, Myela)
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Freedom from the cage of this supposed civilization
Myela, Myela
Come and get me, come and get me
Come and get me, come and get me
If you can, if you can--
Nick Mulvey
SALT BOX! SALT BOX!
A house I like has one
saying it’s “easy walking, is comical too.
It’s only “easy” if you want to walk down a 50mph traffic street with no sidewalks, for about an hour (each way). And don’t mind if you die before you get where you’re going.
mk5000
Wanna be free
Little box boy
Why can't you see
Box boyeru boyeru box boyeru--LITTLE BOX BOY
Sniffing Sheep
I found another one is really nice, and less than a million dollars!
though, not walking-friendly and not close enough to anything to walk to it anyway.
mk5000
Snapshot in the family album
Daddy what else did you leave for me?
Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?
All in all it was just a brick in the wall
https://www.letssingit.com/big-one-lyrics-another-brick-in-the-wall-21fj7z9
LetsSingIt - The Internet Lyrics Database
I needed some sturdy rope to tie down some branches on my cheremkha and my free crabapple tree, so I went to the hardware store. 8bucks for what I needed. That got on my nerves, so I went to Walmart instead. 7bucks there. That still got on my nerves so I went to the Dollar store, and they had the exact same product for ONE DOLLAR.
Too bad the dollar store doesn’t sell gas, too. Which by the way has gone up 10cents more per gallon, just this weekend alone. As long as people keep buying it, not cutting down, this price gouging is never gonna slow down.
Meanwhile, I also bought little tomato plants at Walmart, to plant in my new raised bed that I got
for my birthday.
Nursery tomato plants cost at least $8 each
Same plant at Walmart, $4bucks
I’m starting to get really good at this saving money stuff.
mk5000
Street lights come on they go down
Round here
My beach bad my whips span hash brown
Round here
When they go down we all ride==B.G. Knocc Out
I propose the new word GARRIAGE..
Bill and Sue are married.
Larry and David are garried.
Q: "Are you married?"
A: "No, I'm garried"
Single
Married
Divorced
Widowed
Garried
Givorced
Gidowed
What?
Easy.
mk5000
From the land of the free
With the star stripes
I been moving ==
Like I'm running from the cop lights --Star Stripes
Jpaulished
I don't understand why they didn't make a different name for it.
I'm talking logically.
"Marriage" is a husband and wife, because it came first so it has dibs on the name.
Then, "new legal word" is 2 wives, or 2 husbands.
Then, marriage and "new word" could have all the same govt benefits, but you could tell the difference between the two, without having to ask.
Next, gay people will ask me "but why do you need to know the difference"
To which my response is, for the same reason I need to know the difference between a daughter and a son. If they were both called a shmekerbot, how would I know which was which?
I am nosy
mk5000
"Welcome everyone
Every time you walk through these doors you’re taking steps to find yourself
Remember this is a safe place, there’s no judgment
You ...--Anxiety
Zoocci Coke Dope
Greene won her primary
Welp. Okay. https://twitter.com/radiofreetom/status/1529268111907725312?s=27&t=XAeSr3CEcK2XnDm0ltGpqg
I’ve heard Pushilin and Peskov say there will be aN azpv tribunal.
Other russkies officials have said may be prisoner exchange though.
mk5000
I'm the freshest ever canned
be there on my wedding day
then I'll have to run away
I am the million dollar man--Imperial Teen - Million Dollar Man
Mom was trying to find something to eat - obviously on Wednesday the fridge still full
i suggested tuna sandwich
more pastries i think too
she eats like two three a day when i am there
mk5000
Rusty strings on my old guitar,
Speaks volumes of who you are.
So never did I think it was you
It was me, one of the chosen few --Driving Towards the Daylight
Joe Bonamassa
Well, they can’t step up inspections for the company uses closed this week anymore.
There’s nothing left to inspect. They just closed their facility and took all their dogs.
That means their license to operate is revoked. They’re done.
The only thing they have left now is their rat production businesses, but those don’t get inspected

mk5000

Do you hate me? Was it something I said (You know we fall apart)
Maybe (we never talk a lot), something I did (I gave you all my heart)
(Back in the days, days, days. So many ways, ways, ways
The games we played, played, played. You always stayed, stayed, stayed)--Hate
by The Aviator's Club

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