Post by M KfivethousandPost by M KfivethousandPost by M KfivethousandPost by M KfivethousandPost by M KfivethousandRose Niland on Golden Girls talked about rooster insemination on one episode
obviously she is an idiot
perhaps she should have said chicken insemination
“Chicken insemination” would be censored?
perhaps hen insemination is the right term
mk5000
To consult the statistician after an experiment is finished is often merely to ask him to conduct a post mortem examination. He can perhaps say what the experiment died of.
Ronald Fisher
I have like a dozen nesting shelves inside the garage.
mk5000
Technology is a gift of God. After the gift of life it is perhaps the greatest of God's gifts. It is the mother of civilizations, of arts and of sciences.
Freeman Dyson
If the ceiling nest mother has a third brood now, I will be forced to start charging her rent. I HAVE BEEN WAITING 2 MONTHS TO DO SOME WORK STUFF IN MY GARAGE.
mk5000
All the attractions of a house were concentrated in one room; it was kitchen, chamber, parlor, and keeping-room; and whatever satisfaction parent or child, master or servant, derive from living in a house, I enjoyed it all--― Henry David Thoreau, Walden
Another reason for cleaning the cabinets, was I needed to clean the items that will be given away or donated
Plus mouse poop
mk5000
Just meet me in the middle?
In the middle
Oh, take a step
Back for a minute
Into the kitchen--"The Middle" lyrics
Tiffany Alvord
We always lose power here when it’s windy. So many trees. The landlord was going to put in a generator, he did the outlet but never bought the unit.
mk5000
When the journey begins.
Hard to find your way;
Hard to make amends.
But there's nothing you can't do,--Black and White song from Pokemon movie
I bit the bullet and signed the (relatively expensive) contract for our house.
There was no way I could get any assurance of rapid clearing, otherwise.
We had one very big snowfall last year, on a Saturday night. They kept their part of the bargain and had it all cleared out by Sunday afternoon, for $500
Lots of money, but totally worth it to me.
So I could get my car in that same evening, and shovel the whole chicken area myself.
If I got the "any time" cheaper deal, mom would likely not have made it to dialysis , because the driveway would be obstructed and transportation wouldn't be able to get into the driveway. And No way she could climb through all that snow.
And I wouldn't have been able to get my car into the driveway, to rescue the chickens.
The other thing about contracts is that you can't pick and choose by snowfall amount.
So for example, you can't choose "just plow anything over 6 inches" to save money on smaller snowfalls.
It's all or nothing. So it works out great for big storms, somebody clears it for you rapidly and it's worth the money.
Then you get a 1 inch dusting... You signed a contract so they come out for that as well, even though it isn't even necessary.... and charge you plenty for something that never really needed to be plowed in the first place.
If you want rapid service, that's the trade off.
mk5000
Toto: What?
Scaryman: Everyone has something they're sure they can't live without. [looks at the Fellowship] For some, it's fame or fortune, [looks at Ahem] for others, a life of ease. For a certain ancient tree, it happens to be jewels, something of which I have in abundance.
Randalf: You bribed them?--VeggieTales